I'm sure some of you have seen at least 3 of these..
Some of them are pretty famous.
The answers are hidden so you can guess before knowing it.
Highlight under the riddle/joke to see the answer.
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If any of these Jokes, Riddles, or Quotes are offensive to you, please tell me. I will take them down. None of them are intended to be offensive, just funny.
RIDDLES:A man rode to town on Friday, he stayed two days and rode back home also on Friday. How did he do this? Friday was a horse. What can last a long time, but once spoken is broken? Silence. What word has 3 letters, but when you add to it becomes fewer? The word "few". Add "er" and it becomes fewer. A boy went up to a man and said "I bet I could write your weight down on this peice of paper. If I do, I get $50." The man didn't think the boy could, so he accepted the bet. The boy ended up going home with $50. How did he do this? He Wrote "Your weight" on a peice of paper What has 7 letters, can't be seen, has no name, and can't be heard? nothing | JOKES: There was a magical cliff, when you jump off of it, you say what you want to be, and then you turn into it. 3 guys came one day and the first one jumped off and said "eagle" so he turned into an eagle and flew away. The second guy jumped off and said "Super Man" So he turned into Super Man and flew away. While the third guy was running off, he tripped on a rock and said "Oh, crap!" so he turned into a piece of crap. :P _______________________________________________ (This one is REALLY cheesy, and it's not one of my favorites...) A horse walks into a bar, he orders the grass& carrot special. He sits down by his friend the duck and waits for the waitor. The waitor comes by, sets the order down and asks. "Hey, why the long face?" (Ow that hurt my brain to write) _______________________________________________ (Here's another cheesy one) A pony walks into a bar with his friend Boar. They get a table, take their orders and start talking. Pony tells a long story about his day yesterday and Boar gives him a weird look. "What's wrong?" Pony asks. "Well, your voice sounds a little weird, and you dont look so good..." Pig responded. "Well...I am a little horse" (I'm not proud to write these jokes...) ________________________________________________ More to Come soon! |
